Eargasm: As Tall As Lions - You Can't Take It With You

who: As Tall As Lions

when: released 'You Can't Take It With You' on August 18th of this year.

why: On my way back to school this weekend, I was feeling pretty relaxed and really wanted the bus ride not to suck so I listened to a variety of softer, ambient music. I started it off with dredg's 'El Cielo' (my favorite prog rock album) then moved to Explosions In the Sky's 'All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone' (my favorite instumental album) and finally arrived at As Tall As Lions' 2006 self-titled release... and I realized I loved this album, and have been neglecting it for far too long. I listened to it twice before I got back to my apartment, and on the walk to class this morning I felt I needed to give their newest release 'You Can't Take It With You' a full listen. And people, it's good. You definitely need to check it out. They have a way of balacing their albums with some extremely clear, delicate tracks as well as buzzy, chaotic songs that makes it extremely difficult to lose interest. I have it listed at #5 on the year for now, and if you're a fan of their sound, I'd be ridiculously surprised if you're disappointed.

Rating: Yaysh.

For Fans of: The Dear Hunter, Lydia, Kay Kay and His Weathered Underground

New Release Tuesday - September 8th, 2009

who: Polar Bear Club, Saosin, Boys Like Girls

when: Today!

why: Polar Bear Club is a 5-piece mixture of hardcore and indie rock whose sophomore full-length album, 'Chasing Hamburg' drops today. Check out their tunes on their myspace and buy the album here! You can also look at a Punknews.org review of the album here!

---Saosin. You know Saosin. Originally 'Anthony Green's band', they found replacement vocalist Cove Reber on youtube and tried to reinvent themselves with their aptly titled 2006 release, 'Saosin'. Today, we'll see where 'In Search of Solid Ground' takes them. Myspace. Buy it.

---Boys Like Girls new album 'Love Drunk' is released today. I don't really care.

Here's a quick link to "Parked in the Parking Lot of Your Heart" off of Polar Bear Club's 2006 EP, 'The Redder, The Better'.

Q&A - Portugal. The Man

who: Zach Carothers and John Baldwin Gourley of Portugal. The Man

where: Punknews.org

why: John and Zach get asked questions about their music, why and how they can record as much as they do, what should be done about pirated music and leaked music, and other really interesting topics. It's definitely interesting to know how these issues are affecting the musicians who make my life so much more enjoyable than it would be without, so you should definitely check this out.

Full article HERE.

Album art for Portugal's 2009 release, 'The Satanic Satanist'.

WE'LL DO IT LIVE! - Anthony Green

who: Anthony Green on Last Call with Carson Daly

why: It seems only fitting that on the day Saosin releases their new album, I should post a live performance of Anthony Green's... cuz let's face it... It's just what he would want. This isn't particularly new... pretty sure this is from May(ish) of this year, but when I saw it I immediately felt bad that he's been reduced to following a washed-up Jerry Rice on a washed-up Carson Daly's late night TV show... but I don't judge people, so yeah no I didn't think that at all. But serioulsy he's on the verge of washing up. Here's "Baby Girl".

Premature Infatuation - The Boys Are Back

who: 'The Boys Are Back' - The Movie

when: coming soon (Fall 2009)

why: because you need a movie to take your mom or your girlfriend to, not because you might actually enjoy a feel-good movie... right? This looks awesome.

Fool for Thought - Music Videos

who: you and I

why: Total Request Live. You remember. It started in 1997... which puts me in... 3rd grade. After school, everyone watched this terrible hour of tv showcasing what we thought were the greatest songs around at the time. Wow, we were stupid. But it was fun! Around that time we had just been blessed with dial-up, lightning fast 56k internet and countless hours of AOL from those free discs we all stole from Walmart. We'd sign on the internet with our "basketballkid247" and "barbiedoll777" screennames and we would actually talk about how we couldn't believe Korn lost the number one spot to the fucking Backstreet Boys... lol.

But bands still make music videos! And nobody cares! MTV somehow is still "Music Television" despite the fact the only music they play comes through the videos they've slotted for 3am - 9am... conveiniently the exact same 6 hours I typically choose to sleep. What I'm trying to say is that I think I want my primetime videos back! The only problem is that they'd probably still choose to use that time playing awful music that I definitely should not be caring about... But c'mon let's be real here, we all know MTV has plenty of time to schedule music from all genres of music... we don't need to be watching 7 hours of "16 and Pregnant"... Maury is on everyday at 1pm.

Would you watch music videos again?

Passion Pit | To Kingdom Come from Passion Pit on Vimeo.

LMAO! - Auto Tune the News ft. T-Pain

who: schmoyoho (Youtube channel)

why: cuz it's better than the real news?..

Eyegasm - Extract

what: Extract - The Movie

why: Go. See this movie. If you couldn't handle the awkwardness of Away We Go's plot, you won't be able to fathom the complexity of Extract's. It's surprisingly entertaining to have no idea what the fuck is going on. Ben Affleck, Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Kristen Wiig, J.K. Simmons, David Koechner... the cast was perfect.

Sidenote: Obama! Bring back Arrested Development!

rating: Absolutely.

Rotten Tomatoes: 64%*

Premature Infatuation - Boondock Saints II

who: two irish gangsters who grew up without a father.

when: Nobember 1st, 2009

why: because you liked the first one.

Thanks IGN.

Premature Infatuation - October 6th, 2009

who: The Fall of Troy and HORSE the band

when: October 6th, 2009

why: I have no idea how this happened. I still don't believe it... but October 6th is now the most anticipated day... pretty much ever... as my two favorite bands are releasing their albums, for what seems to be my personal enjoyment alone, on the same exact day.

Pre-order In the Unlikely Event!!!

Listen to HORSE's new single, 'Shapeshift'